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Some Fun Things To Write As Status On Facebook

  • I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
  • 2 in 1 people are siamese.
  • I’d call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose.
  • I’m mad as hell, and likely to take it indefinitely!
  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else!

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